Sunday, June 14, 2009

Rampant Ramblings

"Cancer? What cancer?"

(I'm trying to psyche myself up for being "normal" again.)

"No, I shaved my head on a dare. It's just been slow growing back."

"I'm pudgy now because I spent all summer on the couch watching reruns of The Fresh Prince, eating Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie. It was great!"

(Sarcasm is my specialty. It makes me feel so smart.)

"I took a semester off from school to join the circus. I tell you, picking up elephant poo is no walk in the park!"

"Oh, you mean THAT giant scar on my chest. I got into a fight with a tiger a while back. Here's some advice: don't EVER make fun of a tiger's mom. They hate that."

"Stare all you want; I don't get any prettier."

"I learned something. You know how they say a paper cut is the worst kind of pain? WRONG!!!!"

"Oh, you don't have to go to Walgreen's. I have a pharmacy right here in my bathroom!"

"You feel this little bump on my chest? I was abducted by aliens, and they implanted a voice recorder there. Shhh, they can hear you."


  1. Oh, Nicole my dear! :)
    I enjoyed reading your quotes. Sometimes when life gets hard you just have to laugh things off and keep walking with your head up high and a smile on your face.
    Gotta love taking time off to join the circus! One of my favorite past times, actually. :) I am more of a fan about joining the zoo myself, but whatever suits your fancy!
    Miss you and love you!!! <3

  2. You will get back to "normal" soon, but it will be a new and improved "normal". Your life has been changed, you can blame it on the "C" word.


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